Texts with Mom
Me: Where are you coming from?
Mom: Dallas. I was in training.
Me: There's more for you to learn? Is that where all the "I piss excellence" status came from?
Mom: Yes. :)
There was a big debate on the nature of our existence too.
It was $3 margarita night.
Me: You can't start an existential debate without cheap margaritas.
One of the guys on my team has a Masters in Philosophy. He didn't participate; he just labeled all of our beliefs.
rosiebeeloved: uncannylinguist: theautumnbottom: futurefantastic: badtvblog: Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die. THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING IM CRYING IM CRYING IM CRYING CHILDREN ARE SO LOVELY AND CUTE AND WAH. I cried. This is so cute! Holy shit cute kid...
Hyperbole and a Half is Back!
When I read ADVENTURES IN DEPRESSION, I laughed so hard I cried. I read it to my friends thinking it would make them laugh, because who hadn’t felt that sense of soul crushing depression? I was met with very concerned faces. I was finally reading something that put the experience of dealing with depression into words I would use, but couldn’t find a way to say myself. Now...
this fucking week
whatshouldwecallplaywrights: Even Andy Coop is all… but what we really know is this Stay strong, Beantown, and special love to our fellow theater makers out there. You know who you are.
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
Sex+: onefitmodel: Marriage is not about... →
lacigreen: onefitmodel: Marriage is not about religion. Atheists marry. Marriage is not about procreation. The infertile marry. Marriage is not about finance. It can weave poverty. Marriage is about love. That’s it. And that’s beautiful. baw :3 this is sweet. but…marriage is about more than…
What most of my day-to-day life consists of
When something doesn't taste like I think it's...
Life in my 20's
"just discovered my dress has pockets"
Email I just got from roommate. Classic.